MARCH XX, XXXX
22:32
Halfway through the meal, a man at the next table—a hedge fund manager with cheek implants and a dermal filler addiction—collapsed face-first into his agnolotti del plin.
People clapped.
They thought it was performance art.
22:32
Halfway through the meal, a man at the next table—a hedge fund manager with cheek implants and a dermal filler addiction—collapsed face-first into his agnolotti del plin.
People clapped.
They thought it was performance art.