re: Palmer

Subject: re: Palmer
From: [REDACTED]
To: [REDACTED]
Date: Wednesday, October XX, XXXX at 4:47:23 PM

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Apologies for the informal nature of this inquiry, but I’ve just come off a six-hour deposition concerning a noise complaint that was, in reality, a divorce rehearsal. My threshold for metaphor is thin.