Tipping

I couldn’t agree more. It’s performative generosity—a hollow gesture meant to signal empathy, but really it’s just another way for nouveau to feel morally superior while they nibble on uni toast and sip Sancerre.

The very concept of tipping is beneath anyone who owns cufflinks from Charvet or knows the difference between Céline under Slimane and Céline under Philo. It's not about service—it's about guilt.